oreo

2012 - 2024

Oreo loved long walks and growling at her loved ones. She would hurt you if you didnt pet her. Her face is literally slanted. Oreo only drank the purest, coldest water. If her water bowl was not fresh, she’d bark for immediate replacement. She’d preferably drink water from the gods, where she would lick up water puddles outside from fresh rain in the most vile places: the pool deck, random buckets outside, or off of lawn chairs.
She’d bark and hate on anybody and anything, a very territorial pup. With a kill count of like 15 newborn bunnies, Oreo was an unstoppable force who sneakily ate tons of items that should have killed her: plastic, wood, brownies, chocolate donuts, literal garbage, Reese’s, etc. We were sure she was immortal. She was a good dog.